From the recording "Ovum" 6-track EP (digital download)
Wears a sharp suit, wields a mean briefcase, uses his pen to balance accounts
Loves his metal, loves his laptop, loves his phone, but don't like jazz.
Dances better than r-r-r-ricky martin, fucks like ron jeremy
Girls if you see him coming then buy him a drink and you will taste his seed.
Maxoid maximillion pepsi latte the rabid wolverine
He don't know your name but sure as hell you'll be screaming his -
He eats steak and drinks smooth bourbon, guzzles vodka, enjoys a beer
Likes his footy, loves his women, drives a very fast fast very fast car.
Young, old, blonde, tall, nude, crude, fat, lean -
He don't care cause without his contacts every goddamn one is a beauty queen.
maxoid maximillion pepsi latte the rabid wolverine
with a single word from him you will be begging for it on your
we love max
ah ah oh oohh
ain't no other max